I press the button on the game controller. The screen flashes red instead of blue. I try again. Still red! It’s like the game is mad at me today. I turn the volume up loud. Can still hear the game talking, but it sounds fuzzy now. Maybe if I plug in another cord… No luck! I push buttons fast and hard hoping something will work, but no dice. The game just gets more glitchy until it stops altogether. Now there’s only a blank screen with some funny little squares on it. It’s like the game is sleeping and won’t wake up. I try shaking the controller, but that doesn’t help either. Maybe tomorrow it will be better.