The Game Boy beeps funny when I turn it on. It’s like a little alarm clock going off. I press the buttons and watch as Mario walks into the screen. His mustache looks silly, wiggling around. I try to jump over the mushrooms but sometimes I miss them and he just stands there looking mad. The screen turns black when I accidentally push too hard on the button. It’s not supposed to do that! When I press the reset button, it starts beeping even more, like it’s trying to tell me something. But I can’t figure out what it means.